UPDATE IMMINENT

I haven't had a moment to update, but please believe that the "hacker" mess that happened last week is not over. In a surprising turn of events I not only found out who it REALLY was, but that it was someone that I knew. Shocking I know. I'll update soon.

Last nights reggae version of Beat It

Michael Jackson's, "beat it" as performed by some tweaked out reggae band.

Auto-Tuned News: lettuce regulation. American blessings.


Why does this sound 100x better than anything Kanye (not including his Gay Fish single)?

Status Update: I was web hi-jacked

About a week ago, many of my online profiles were hi-jacked or deleted. Instead of sitting around and trying to get access to all of them, I easily got back access to the ones I wanted, and forgot the rest. Along this process I saw who was doing this and found out everything about them through conventional, and non-conventional means. I've been thinking about why would someone that I don't know go through the trouble of changing the passwords of ALL my online social profiles, and not just go straight to my bank account or amazon (even though I beat you to it)? I couldn't think of one good reason other than they were bored and wanted to be a wannabe h4x0r. Well, it doesn't matter now. Unlike most people, I know how to go through the proper channels and handle this so they don't mess with anyone else.

I don't have time to write anything more now, but I'll post another update soon. This shit just got real.

December 21 2012

HOLY SHIT! Greatest freak out ever!

You can get all up in my health care plan

I hear you say you love me. I wanna know fo sho. You gotta prove it before I put you to my PPO. Cause my co-pays are modest, girl you know thats true. My pre-existing condition is that I'm in love with you.

NEW HOMEPAGE

I'm starting to form a bit of a habit of building a new homepage whenever I get bored.

Busy busy busy

I just can't slow down! There's so much going on right now that I don't know how I'm still sane. I'm pretty sure that I'm 2 months overdue for a mental breakdown.

Nike Hi Wolverine Dunks will Stab You in the Face


I only wish that I could have the adimantium skeleton to go with these shoes.